The women of Dar Sai

"Ah! The fierce women of Dar Sai... Say no more! With their proud mustaches, their voluptuous bodies, their impressive bosoms ... Many a night have I spent longing for their firm embrace and their well shaped earlobes, enriched with tasteful ornaments..."

- Rota Buddendoop - sociologist and freelance authority on Dar Sai. It must be noted that Mr. Buddendoop disappeared during one of his visits to Dar Sai while attending a nocturnal promenade in the desert. It is said that he found the arms of a Darsh khoontz... He was never heard of again.