The Truth...

"... is a goblet of which only few men drink. So help me God, I will speak my truth and fill my goblet with righteousness. My word will set me free of these ridiculous and false accusations..."

- The rather unlucky newly appointed ambassador of Alphanor on Brimble's Planet, a planet in Beyond, just before his head was chopped off by a druid because he was accused of "indecent and frivolous behavior with a female member of the tribe after shaking her hand and introducing himself".