When I get my hands on...

"... that ugly bunch of weaseling and spying worms! They'll be as dead as rotten, stinkin' Dukoo's from Potton's Pond, I tell yah!!!"

Woodrow Ink III
Pirate, slaver, mercenary and general bastard

... having one of his intense and loud monologues on IPCC agents at Smade's Tavern, just before Smade knocked him out with a bludgeon for repeated disturbance of the tavern.