Too many conductors

The Cromarty Archipelago in Cumberland on Krokinole, a true marvel of nature! An unforgettable experience for the nature loving visitor is without doubt the Tipper, a large Flamingo like animal. Flocks of Tippers are found on Mulango, the southern most island of all in the Archepelago.

Instead of wings, Tippers have two flexible arms with small tentacles at the end. During their courting, the male hops around on one leg, making wild gestures with his arms and high pitched squeaking noises to impress the female. Watching a flock of courting Tippers is like watching a concert with too many conductors...

- From "Cumberland discovered", by Roderick Hooper